Midnight Assignation
by Aimless
“Wait…stop a minute.”
Ken heard a hushed voice from the living room doorway. He paused and widened his eyes the longer he stood hidden in the shadows of the darkened room.
“It’s really hot.”
Ken recognized Yuki’s voice and the other had to belong to Michel. What they were doing in the living room at this time of night he had no idea. The athlete’s excuse was as simple as a couple of fried chicken legs left over from dinner and a glass of milk.
“Don’t touch it. Do you want it to explode?”
What the hell? Michel’s comment made Ken’s eyebrows rise.
“Is it supposed to swell up like that?”
Yuki? How? Ken was really confused now. Plus the thought of what the two teens were up to made him distinctly uncomfortable. He really ought to take his snack and head up to bed but his feet were rooted to the spot.
“Hey don’t let it drip all over the carpet Chloe will kill us.”
Oh god…Ken felt like the worst voyeur. Plus he was sure Yuki was straight. Had Michel talked him into experimenting?
“Well get your buns over here so I can put it inside.”
Ken blushed to the roots of his hair and started to back away as quietly as possible. Worse yet was the image of Michel anywhere near Yuki’s buns.
“Did you remember the mayonnaise?”
Ok that was just wrong! Mayonnaise? Michel was going to use Mayo? Ken was so rattled he backed right into the doorframe and his plate and glass clinked loudly. His curse as he tried to keep his milk from spilling did not help him stay hidden either.
Two heads popped over the back of the sofa. One tousled blond and the other a shiny cap of black. Michel and Yuki looked at Ken inquisitively.
“Hey Ken. I did not know you were up. Do you want to join us?” Michel smiled innocently and Ken’s mouth dropped open in shock.
“J…join you?” He managed to squeak out. Oh man Ken thought he was so not ready to be a part of this chibi sex orgy. Completely flustered he wondered if he should just turn and flee or try and retreat gracefully.
“Yeah I was showing Yuki how to roast wieners in the fireplace. I can’t believe he’d never done it before. See we got buns and everything.” Michel held up one of the long handled forks to display the skewered meat.
“Yes they really are quite good even though Michel insists on putting mayonnaise on his. I like ketchup myself. Do you want a bite?” Yuki held up a bun encased hotdog dripping with ketchup.
“N…no that’s all right I have a snack right here. You guys go on and enjoy your hot dogs. Night.” Ken nearly sagged in relief that they had not been doing what his perverted mind had conjured up.
Ken took the opportunity to flee back up the stairs. Then he vowed to blame it all on Chloe for turning him into a pervert just like himself for thinking such naughty things about his team mates.