Fuzzy Genitals
by Aimless
Pairing: Yohji/Schuldig
Schuldig lay sprawled on the floor frowning at his lover. Up until a few minutes ago they had been engaging in some rather messy and infinitely satisfying erotic play...that is until their enthusiasm rolled them right off the wide sofa onto the deep pushily carpeted floor.
Yohji lay on his back with his eyes closed and gasping for air. It took him a second or two before he was able to gather his scattered wits. A few moments ago the fiery red head had been using his fingers and tongue to send Yohji to heaven. He knew he was in for a wild afternoon when a smirking Schu had grabbed his arm and a few items from the kitchen and practically flung him onto the sofa after closing and locking the door.
"You had better be planning on finishing what you started." Yohji ground out as his aching erection reminded him that something rather important had been interrupted.
Schu surveyed the mess they had made when they had fallen. The jar of honey he had been dribbling over the blond's chest and lower had hit the floor and rolled several times and the contents were now a spreading gooey puddle. Yohji too was in no better shape. The remnants of the sticky treat still adhered to him in blobs and smears. Along with numerous dust bunnies, cat hair and tracked in dirt. Christ Kudoh don't you ever vacuum? Schu thought as his lip curled up in disgust.
"There is no way I am putting my lips on you now." Schu remarked as he sat up.
Yohji started in surprise at the sound of disgust in his lover's voice. What had he done wrong now? Why did Schu not want to touch him?
Schu rolled his eyes at the hurt and confusion that emanated from Yohji's mind. "Yohji do not be an idiot. I did not mean that I did not want you. I meant that our little form of foreplay coupled with a messy floor makes for an unappetizing picture. Look at yourself Kudoh you are a mess. You are covered in dirt and crud from the floor. You even have fuzzy genitals!" He could not suppress a chuckle at that statement.
Yohji opened his passion glazed eyes and looked down at himself. Sure enough, he was a mess. Just like Schu had said. Plus, just like his lover had said, standing proudly from its nest of golden curls was his cock. Still liberally coated with honey and the fuzz from the carpet. Unable to help himself Yohji began to laugh uproariously.
Schu stood up and reached down for the giggling assassin's hand. "Come on lover, lets get you into the shower and I will finish what I started once you are clean."
Yohji still laughing let himself be pulled to his feet. He took the red head by surprise and wrapped his arms around him and pulled him close. He ground his heated length into Schu's as he captured his lips in a forceful kiss. He could not hold back a laugh as Schu first gasped at the delightfully eye-crossing friction then frowned and pulled away. Schu looked down at himself and now he too was covered in honey and carpet crud.
"Ewwww you just had to do that didn't you? Very funny Kudoh." Schu said in disgust.
Yohji's laughter returned in full force at the frowning pout on the German's face. "Now you have fuzzy genitals too."
Schu sighed and once more took Yohji's hand and towed him toward the
bathroom. "I don't know why I put up with you..."
"You love me?" Yohji quipped.
"Nope." Schu said thoughtfully.
"Hmmm... I make you laugh?" Yohji ventured again.
"Umm... no." Schu cocked his head as he thought about it.
"Ok last try... I know how to fuck you senseless?" A wicked grin lit his face.
Schu grinned back. "Ah that's it. I had forgotten. I think you need to remind me. Now get in the shower." Yohji yelped as Schu's hand collided on his bare backside with a sharp crack.
"Sadist." Yohji muttered as he turned on the water.
"You love every moment of it." Schu climbed in the shower after the blond and slid the glass door closed. He was eager to get clean and have Yohji make good on his claim.